What is the Milk Cult and will you accept me?

We all know the questions you have on the edge of your lips, you want to know if Milk Cult accepts you for who you are unlike your current friends and family?

We do.

We accept you completely just the way you are. Our only hope is that you are able to reach enlightenment through frozen dairy products just like we have and that you spread the good news to your brothers and sisters.