We do plenty of other sick and twisted stuff

check out some of the other trouble we get into & some of our friends too

AS OF LATELY:

Today @luxury_condoz and I just want to say Thank You to everyone who’s helped us over the years- and we can’t mention everyone so if you’re thinking “Do they mean me?” Yes we do! So here’s to one more year as Your Least Favorite Mildly Successful Ice Cream Company

Banana Sorbet, extra creamy but no dairy (vegan) lots of people hate on banana flavor and those people are 🗑 basura people- tasting menu and special request @rosesluxury

Chocolate Sorbet, no dairy, just 53.8 dark chocolate couverture and a sorbet syrup blend we make from scratch cuz we’re dumb and this is what we’re doing with our lives- tasting menu @rosesluxury until this weekend then it’s something else

Also, yes I know this picture does not look good. Just don’t say it. I know you’re already thinking it. This is what it looks like I took a LOT of pictures and they all look like shit.

Sorbet Aguacate 🥑 solo en @rosesluxury - no tiene leche del coco, solo la fruta entonces es floral y brillante tambien es vegano

I know things seem crazy in the world. So this as good a time as any to let you know we have a new ice cream sandwich. It’s a vegan version of one of the first ones we made, a riff on a really great Indonesian dessert. Avocado ice cream on a chocolate wafer/brownie with a chocolate drizzle. Get it @unionkitchendc grocery stores and other locations soon. If you know somewhere you’d like to see this please reach out.

Emerald Beauty Pluot Sorbet from @froghollowfarm cuz we got sent the nice expensive ones by mistake so that’s the end of Pluots until next year only @rosesluxury tasting menu & MAAAYBE special request but no promises

Organic Fall Flavor Pluot™️ Sorbet from @froghollowfarm this weekend only tasting menu and maaaaybe special request @rosesluxury - it’s end of the season and these tart Apricot x Plum fruit are as serious as Undertaker Cage Match and should be like $20/scoop

Roasted Kabocha Squash ice cream - bright, sweet and floral/nutty- available tomorrow until squash season ends only @thipkhaodc

Paw Paw Sorbet/vegan ice cream- call it whatever you want this foraged fruit native to the Americas is mild, custard like, and delicious. Special on the roof-top tasting menu @rosesluxury

Golden Honeydew Melon Sorbet
Only @thipkhaodc - tell Bobby he’s lookin good @pradachith23
Mild and buttery flavor, most of the time Honeydew is a trash melon but this ripe variety has more flesh and less rind with a golden outer husk and we like way more

Black Plum Sorbet- available tomorrow @rosesluxury we’re scooping for charity curbside from 4pm-till we run out donations to @marthastable & S.O.M.E thnx to @captaincookiedc for the truck- see you mañana

Lychee Sorbet - get some @thipkhaodc tonight or whenever and tell @pradachith23 he’s doing a good job but vacation time is over

And From some of our Friends:

Union Kitchen
1110 Congress St NE
Washington, DC 20002

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Hole In The Sky
2110 5th St NE, 2nd floor
Washington, DC 20002

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Rose's Luxury
717 8th St SE8
Washington, DC 20003
(202) 580-8889

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hanover place

Artist rendering- final result of project may involve a significant amount of increase in chickens versus shown projections.

We're excited to be moving forward with our production facility and event space in the old WonderBox at 79 Hanover Place NW. In this new space we will have much more room for activities like bunk beds, fingerpainting, naval-gazing, and freshman hazing. Check out the other part of our website where you can get more information about The WonderBox.

The Sanctuary

The Story of The Sanctuary.

Once Upon A Time... the Milk Cult descended from upon high unto the shire of Park View. What was beholden was said to have been delicious and the people were of high spirits for many suns. What was known by some was the deliciousness of breakfast tacos and Vigilante Coffee. A great feast was had, and it was known throughout the land that a great thing had come, and the good word spread.

But like many other things what was had could not last forever. That what doth pop-up must eventually pop-down. Many memories were shared among those that gathered in this hallowed place. For now only memories last.

But there is a prophecy, that The Sanctuary will rise again like Lazarus from the dead. Many hope that the good word will be spoken again...

Two Wheel Worship

Keen On Alternative Transportation?

We're not talking about the bus or the Prius that guy who sells mad expensive weed is pushin' round town or the Bus (the last lawless place in this land). We're talking about ALTERNATIVE transportation. The kind of transportation that wears flannel and ripped jeans. The kind of transportation that born out of the bowels of the Pacific Northwest. The kind of transportation that belts out "I'M GOING HUUUNGREEEEEEEYYYYYYY! YEEEEEEAAAAHHH- EEEEYEAAAAAAH"... Get the picture?

Get your rusty but down to the Two Wheel Worship. It's a celebration of things you can ride around that don't have seat-belts basically if you don't get it by now.

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